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The Capt. Renault Gets Laid Pool!
As our intrepid Capt. Renault wades through the dating pool, the question on everyone's lips is - when will he finally get some of that rumpy-pumpy action?
Well now you can put your money* where your mouth is!
(*you don't actually need to pay to play. But little Timmy does need that lifesaving operation. No please don't feel guilty about it. People can have a fine quality of life in an iron-lung right?)
Rules of the Pool:
1) You can only claim one date, and you can't change your mind later and re-edit cause we'll know. Nyah, nyah.
2) The use of astrology, I Ching or ouiji boards will result in disqualification.
3) Planning meetups for the express purpose of getting Capt. Renault laid is creepy. Like, flickr guy's wine photos creepy.
4) Clinton "sexual relations" definition is in effect.
5) Events taking place on New Year's Eve may or may not count, depending on how much he's had to drink.
6) While photographic evidence is not required, forensic experts will be called in with black lights and other neat things you see on CSI.
7) Please, stop removing the years 2006 through 2010 from the list, it was only funny the first 5 or 6 times someone did it.
What You CAN WIN!!!!
The person who chooses the exact date of the momentous event will win 3 hours* of smugness* and the chance to strut around the MoFi!
* 3 hours must be taken consecutively. Smug time cannot be saved up for other occasions. Smug cannot be exchanged for any other emotion.
* Level of smugness not guaranteed.
* All conditions are listed in the competition rules and no correspondence will be entered into.
So choose your date for the big event!
2006
petebest- November 28th, A lovely Saturday for eeh-aww eeh-aww *pant* *pant* *pant* ekkie ekkie ahroooooo! hubba! hubba! - Go Louis!
Mickey - Saturday, October 28th, carrying on into the wee hours of Sunday, October 29th, at a Halloween party.
I have faith in you. Make us proud.
2007
Wendell votes for Feb. 2: Groundhog Day is on a Friday this year. There will be burrowing.
Feb 14. RTD says VD does the trick.
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
Cruel, I know.
2112
Awesome album!
2525
...if man is still alive.,
