I can get you a cheap deal, mang

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This is a section for monkeys who can offer discounts via work or otherwise to anyone interested. Type of product, how to get the discount, and other relevant details should be included.

Put the details below followed by a horizontal line. Respondents can either reply directly below the request (and above the line) or email the asker directly. Remember, if you prefer to keep your email address private, users can get it from your MoFi profile. Include all the obvious details. Oldest request on top, please note when your question has been answered so it can be moved.

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