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These are a list of MoFi taglines as collected in this thread and Middleclasstool in this thread. Please search before adding new ones to avoid duplication. Anyone with extra time on their hands (and possibly a severe neurosis) could search and find the actual comment within a thread. That would be spiffy.


  1. OMG! Islander created the ULTIMATE tagline:

MonkeyFilter: Because the other place is too snarky and 5 bucks is 5 bucks.

  1. Monkeyfilter: Democracy in Action by tracicle
  2. Monkeyfilter: We only recognize sarcasm when it's actually pointed out to us. by Mickey
  3. Monkeyfilter: More fun than a Barrel of Goatses by certainsome1
  4. Monkeyfilter: Running, jumping, climbing trees; putting on make-up while we're up there. by coriolisdave
  5. Monkeyfilter: taking on the task of greasing up a mefi regular or two. by BlueHorse
  6. Monkeyfilter: Much better than a burning rectal itch. by Scott
  7. Monkeyfilter: Cheap, but not as cheap as your mother.
  8. Monkeyfilter: Bringing Albequerquians Together Since This Morning Around 9:30.
  9. Monkeyfilter: know what I'm sayin'?
  10. Monkeyfilter: Do it like a monkey.
  11. Monkeyfilter: youth, vitality and danger!!
  12. Monkeyfilter: Pudgy Gap-Clad Middle-aged Actor Figure w/ Perma-Sneer and Palpable Inferiority-Complex Grip
  13. Monkeyfilter: Having a good laugh at the expense of the gulliblepopulace.
  14. Monkeyfilter: Doesn't apply once we've caused someone's death.
  15. Monkeyfilter: Tempting at work, addictive at home.
  16. Monkeyfilter: Why Won't Mathowie Return My Emails?
  17. Monkeyfilter: Let's just sit back and kick it, a'ight?
  18. Monkeyfilter: MY THEORY SAYS THAT IN THE BASIC WORLD TRUE SUCTION DOES EXIST.
  19. Monkeyfilter: True Suction
  20. Monkeyfilter: A Chair of Wisdom to empower Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia.
  21. Monkeyfilter: You are educated stupid.
  22. Monkeyfilter: Is it possible for anyone to write this muchmaterial and not be wrong about something? (Babcock)
  23. Monkeyfilter: is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and natureto a hell. (Cube dude)
  24. Monkeyfilter: the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers,tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people.
  25. Monkeyfilter: it's nicer over here.
  26. Monkeyfilter: A grim parody of the marriage ritual.
  27. Monkeyfilter: Shock, Action and Tits
  28. Monkeyfilter: matted hair, warts, and that fermented banana odor.
  29. Monkeyfilter: We Like Cock Punch
  30. Monkeyfilter: A non-speculative answer would be more informative.
  31. Monkeyfilter: a NON-Boyzone environment
  32. Monkeyfilter: we're sooooo two-thousand-three.
  33. Monkeyfilter: The mission is never end...
  34. Monkeyfilter: Your guide to Praetorship
  35. Monkeyfilter: sorry, we're in a bit of a funny mood today.
  36. Monkeyfilter: No one will shoot you while you're naked.
  37. Monkeyfilter: No naked shootings since December 17th 2003
  38. Monkeyfilter: does one need a "cock" to fully understand this?
  39. Monkeyfilter: it's only dirty if they say the word "booty."
  40. Monkeyfilter: Anybody with an anus can do it.
  41. Monkeyfilter: seems to suggest a very particularly straight anal sex
  42. Monkeyfilter: MetaMethadone
  43. Monkeyfilter: astonishing, thoughtful and civil
  44. Monkeyfilter: All this scrolling made me tired.
  45. Monkeyfilter: Another damn gay superhero
  46. Monkeyfilter: It's nicer over here, again and again...
  47. Monkeyfilter: #EEEEFF!
  48. Monkeyfilter: Check your pants at the door.
  49. Monkeyfilter: C'est un gentil petit singe tres curieux.
  50. Monkeyfilter: Apparent insane joy and odd capitalisation
  51. Monkeyfilter: Squeeze it between your manly thews.
  52. Monkeyfilter: OH GOD YES GIVE ME MORE STRAWBERRIES, OH YEAH!
  53. Monkeyfilter: A SURGE OF ALL NATURAL GOODNESS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM!
  54. Monkeyfilter: Verbal Grooming since 11/03
  55. Monkeyfilter: there is especially no meaning
  56. Monkeyfilter: You had me at hello (no, really, put your pants backon)
  57. Monkeyfilter: If you come as a penis, we will welcome you withopen arms.
  58. Monkeyfilter: Doin' the little car dance
  59. Monkeyfilter: subsequently subsequent subsequence
  60. Monkeyfilter: All your sexuality are belong to us.
  61. Monkeyfilter: "I felt afraid... the penises were enormous"
  62. Monkeyfilter: A lot more metafilter-y than you realize.
  63. Monkeyfilter: paranoid misogynist rhetoric and masturbatoryself-praising.
  64. Monkeyfilter: "I couldn't get on the unicycle." "Oh, fair enough then."
  65. Monkeyfilter: No takebacks!
  66. Monkeyfilter: The more people that are happy, the better
  67. Monkeyfilter: Access to more utter rubbish than you ever dreamed possible before.
  68. Monkeyfilter: The only place on the internet where "grooming" isn't illegal; in fact it's compulsory...
  69. Monkeyfilter: "My wink-wink calls me his Patchwork Princess and that makes me sooooo happy!"
  70. Monkeyfilter: a highly spiced banana
  71. Monkeyfilter: slightly more anal worms than you're etc, etc.
  72. Monkeyfilter: Not only your pets need gromming...
  73. Monkeyfilter: It's all [banana].
  74. Monkeyfilter: completely raging full on dork
  75. Monkeyfilter: where every thread becomes a Buffy thread. :)
  76. Monkeyfilter: Up to two thousand times more absorbant than using your hand
  77. Monkeyfilter: Fooning Your Cola since 2003
  78. Monkeyfilter: the horrid non-euclidean solid from beyond the stars
  79. Monkeyfilter: overall, ain't as grotesquely disturbin' as most of the news we've been getting this week.
  80. Monkeyfilter: pronounced "mag-no-me-ter"
  81. Monkeyfilter: Hold on to that feeling.
  82. Monkeyfilter: Tater Tots & Cock Punch
  83. Monkeyfilter: Your mad babbling intrigues me.
  84. Monkeyfilter: Where politics get a shrug and music gets a riot.
  85. Monkeyfilter: Hey jerky new guys--we don't do things like that around here.
  86. Monkeyfilter: a meta level of Monkey culture
  87. Monkeyfilter: so *that's* what that smell is.
  88. Monkeyfilter: Wine Fi*hic* Filter.
  89. Monkeyfilter: atkins compliant since 2003
  90. Monkeyfilter: political news posts and bitching about
  91. Monkeyfilter: monkey poo
  92. Monkeyfilter: my precioussss.
  93. Monkeyfilter: Leting it Hapen
  94. Monkeyfilter: I'm happy here.
  95. Monkeyfilter: all forum one and one forum all!
  96. Monkeyfilter: They live under the edges of carpeting and can be attracted to laundry.
  97. Monkeyfilter: Metric buttloads of ego, to an almost comedic extent.
  98. Monkeyfilter: We love you, tracicle
  99. Monkeyfilter: A cheeky wink will never suffice
  100. Monkeyfilter: A fracas with some weasels.
  101. Monkeyfilter: Sixteen tons of granite monkey love.
  102. Monkeyfilter: Need some wood?
  103. Monkeyfilter: Gut check time!
  104. Monkeyfilter: Cuz we're monkeys.
  105. Monkeyfilter: We got wood for your internets.
  106. Monkeyfilter: I never thought I'd see the day.
  107. Monkeyfilter: Is this really the best of the web? Come on, try harder.
  108. Monkeyfilter: can't we quit freakin' patting ourselves on the back over crap like this?
  109. Monkeyfilter: Time to start the cull.
  110. Monkeyfilter: Bring on the taglines!
  111. Monkeyfilter: It used to be so much better.
  112. Monkeyfilter: We have special glasses.
  113. Monkeyfilter: In the future there will be no socks.
  114. Monkeyfilter: Just be sure you put your peel in the barrel.
  115. Monkeyfilter: dang. Sorry GramMa.
  116. Monkeyfilter: Questions a president cannot ignore.
  117. Monkeyfilter: Now Entirely Justified
  118. Monkeyfilter: A himp, a gorilla, or something entirely new?
  119. Monkeyfilter: Taking the Pill Every Day.
  120. Monkeyfilter: It never fails to brighten my day.
  121. Monkeyfilter: We bootie fucked too.
  122. Monkeyfilter: we are like a rubbery human-shaped holding tank for murky pond water teeming with vile little beasties.
  123. Monkeyfilter: Absolute frustrated impotence
  124. Monkeyfilter: Well, this isn't much, but it's something.
  125. Monkeyfilter: You're either with us or against us.
  126. Monkeyfilter: You're being permanently detained.
  127. Monkeyfilter: I may have misjudged.
  128. Monkeyfilter: I just want the fucking thing to be over.
  129. Monkeyfilter: Don't copy my example, kids.
  130. Monkeyfilter: I'll be back tomorrow to sling some more poo.
  131. Monkeyfilter: Well, I definitely misjudged.
  132. Monkeyfilter: Branded as a wicked idiot.
  133. Monkeyfilter: Stop harping on it.
  134. Monkeyfilter: Step back lest more monkeys get mangled.
  135. Monkeyfilter: You can't reason with people like that.
  136. Monkeyfilter: I don't know why they whine about it so much.
  137. Monkeyfilter: puerile pseudo-banter more befitting a junior high playground.
  138. Monkeyfilter: Yes, I'm mildly irritated.
  139. Monkeyfilter: Just put a sock in it.
  140. Monkeyfilter: You have been warned.
  141. Monkeyfilter: All part of the plan to cover up the truemission.
  142. Monkeyfilter: Been waiting for that shoe to drop.
  143. Monkeyfilter: Now who wants their circle jerked.
  144. Monkeyfilter: My two cents? So happy you asked.
  145. Monkeyfilter: Reading comprehension that would be poor for a 10 year old.
  146. Monkeyfilter: So calling someone an American is an insult now? (the ? is optional)
  147. Monkeyfilter: Didn't you get any of the memos?
  148. Monkeyfilter: I dunno about you, but I likethat.
  149. Monkeyfilter: Garden-variety slingfests.
  150. Monkeyfilter: Obdurate stupidity and primitive gullibility.
  151. Monkeyfilter: Art/culture/dripping-with-weird
  152. Monkeyfilter: The essence remains.
  153. Monkeyfilter: It is the way of Mother Nature.
  154. Monkeyfilter: includes use of falafel as a marital aid.
  155. Monkeyfilter: Please people, leave your penises at home.
  156. Monkeyfilter: Paging moneyjane! Paging moneyjane!
  157. Monkeyfilter: This site fills a noticeable void.
  158. Monkeyfilter: Perverts!!! Yes, You.
  159. Monkeyfilter: a treasury of ignorance
  160. Monkeyfilter: It's actually a very nice place to go every day.
  161. Monkeyfilter: Dirty, creepy little demons.
  162. Monkeyfilter: just shit and piss as needed.
  163. Monkeyfilter: Like masturbating with a really high fever.
  164. Monkeyfilter: The cocaine and whores help, also
  165. Monkeyfilter: hold your nose and fling it.
  166. Monkeyfilter: meat royal tomb sincerity bio traditional grudge
  167. Monkeyfilter: Barely pepper paste!
  168. Monkeyfilter: Educating simians since... er... a little while.
  169. Monkeyfilter: Hot buttery man-love.
  170. Monkeyfilter: Why does #Monkeyfilter hate my cookie?
  171. Monkeyfilter: I don't just move the couch out the front door- I bring both endtables with it.
  172. Monkeyfilter: I already know better than jerking off with icyhot.
  173. Monkeyfilter: wait for tainted skin to slough off before attempting contact with sensitive parts.
  174. Monkeyfilter: imagine rubbing your eyes after using bengay.
  175. Monkeyfilter: The fire in my pants.
  176. Monkeyfilter: shut the fuck up and hide until the smoke clears
  177. Monkeyfilter: Less anal
  178. Monkeyfilter: Is anything not worthy of a FPP?
  179. Monkeyfilter: Glued Between The Two Qs
  180. Monkeyfilter: 11 more days
  181. Monkeyfilter: I am tea.
  182. Monkeyfilter: Term of Ye Link
  183. Monkeyfilter: Free link to my...
  184. Monkeyfilter: Link to my reef?
  185. Monkeyfilter: Try men... life OK!
  186. Monkeyfilter: I left monkery.
  187. Monkeyfilter: actual living, breathing females and Wendell!
  188. Monkeyfilter: veit ikkje ka
  189. Monkeyfilter: I'm off to suck some cock now.
  190. Monkeyfilter: utterly odd and insular
  191. Monkeyfilter: Keep everything as loose as possible
  192. Monkeyfilter: I just fact-checked my own ass
  193. Monkeyfilter: Fast and bulbous!
  194. Monkeyfilter: for the love of God, don't ask how I found it.
  195. Monkeyfilter: The vet said it was for his "self confidence."
  196. Monkeyfilter: Where a three-testicled-dog story is really appropriate.
  197. Monkeyfilter: at war against nouns.
  198. Monkeyfilter: friend to all children.
  199. Monkeyfilter: A list and then sighing.
  200. Monkeyfilter: We are prepared to continue dancing the tango.
  201. Monkeyfilter: that'll be the day that monkeys come flying out of my butt.
  202. Monkeyfilter: prevents unwanted intrusions
  203. Monkeyfilter: The colors are all wrong.
  204. Monkeyfilter: For BS news.
  205. Monkeyfilter: We've had a few unfortunate posts lately.
  206. Monkeyfilter: I was hoping for a tighter grip.
  207. Monkeyfilter: I find myself quite ambivalent.
  208. Monkeyfilter: Fuck me, Fi
  209. Monkeyfilter: Immaturity has no age limit, but we all have an expiration date.
  210. Monkeyfilter: I'll show you a monkey of a different color.
  211. Monkeyfilter: I keep my credentials in my pants.
  212. Monkeyfilter: Time to stop sniffing glue again.
  213. Monkeyfilter: More dead horse beating.
  214. Monkeyfilter: Makes me feel ashamed.
  215. Monkeyfilter: *smooch*
  216. Monkeyfilter: My place on the beach
  217. Monkeyfilter: Highly caffeinated and otherwise intoxicated monkeys staying up way past bedtime
  218. Monkeyfilter: Can anyone tell me what this thread is actually about?
  219. Monkeyfilter: GramMa has nice fetlocks.
  220. Monkeyfilter: Attempts to disguise an old partner by covering her face and body or masking her vaginal odours with other smells are usually unsuccessful.
  221. Monkeyfilter: Internally Compromised by the Carbonation
  222. Monkeyfilter: Told You This Faggot Has AIDs
  223. Monkeyfilter: I wouldn't think they were an especially scarce resource.
  224. Monkeyfilter: Bringing Obscure Movies and Monkeys Together.
  225. Monkeyfilter: Same ape, different day.
  226. Monkeyfilter: you can't turn off your brain
  227. Monkeyfilter: we love like vegetables.
  228. Monkeyfilter: Being crazy isn't for pussies.
  229. Monkeyfilter: I am frankly paranoid
  230. Monkeyfilter: So never again, never again.
  231. Monkeyfilter: What other stupid things did you do?
  232. Monkeyfilter: I'd rather have the panic attacks.
  233. Monkeyfilter: This is so fucking depressing.......I gotta go take my meds.
  234. Monkeyfilter: I thought happiness was just a flaming moe away.
  235. Monkeyfilter: We like our women like we like our coffee.
  236. Monkeyfilter: All those sausage links.
  237. Monkeyfilter: BEST SITE EVAR!!!!1111oneone!11
  238. Monkeyfilter: We have the crucial cute gene.
  239. Monkeyfilter: Not too bad from behind, either.
  240. Monkeyfilter: I liked it best on good, crusty bread.
  241. Monkeyfilter: yes, that's right, easy access to the restrooms...
  242. Monkeyfilter: Gimme some of those beans--and put 3/4 cup chedder cheese on top.
  243. Monkeyfilter: I think having tits must make us stoic.
  244. Monkeyfilter: Quick John, tuck him behind your scrotum, and we'll jog for help!
  245. Monkeyfilter: Crossposting Like a Big Commie Whore For Ages Already.
  246. Monkeyfilter: Stealing Usernames And Selling Them For A Profit
  247. Monkeyfilter: I think they're all furries or something.
  248. Monkeyfilter: It's not all a hellhole.
  249. Monkeyfilter: weird anthromorphic desires ...creeps me out
  250. Monkeyfilter: now you all know way too much about my internal organs. You're welcome.
  251. Monkeyfilter: Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru nana nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra.
  252. Monkeyfilter: Not ideological conformity to your competition hard-on.
  253. Monkeyfilter: I'm pushing for anal massage in the Fenlands
  254. Monkeyfilter: where "in jokes" fester foster that community feeling
  255. Monkeyfilter: Replace The Square Brackets With Pointys
  256. Monkeyfilter: Relatively information.
  257. Monkeyfilter: Too easy to succumb to blowback.
  258. Monkeyfilter: some kind of girlie swordfight.
  259. Monkeyfilter: where modified mouse brains and so forth are commonplace
  260. Monkeyfilter: Running off alone with your banana feeling disappointed
  261. Monkeyfilter: Beer. Among other things.
  262. Monkeyfilter: Blissfully, oblivously, stupidly happy
  263. Monkeyfilter: You Cnut.
  264. Monkeyfilter: I'm trying to fucking putt!
  265. Monkeyfilter: Pass the turducken.
  266. Monkeyfilter: I am so very afraid to click that.
  267. Monkeyfilter: Pretty please with a moneyjane on top?
  268. Monkeyfilter: dangerous and unnecessary thrills
  269. Monkeyfilter: Fire in your peepee.
  270. Monkeyfilter: fap fap fap fap
  271. Monkeyfilter: Damn you, quid. You found me out.
  272. Monkeyfilter: Awful. I think I'd rather have it in the butt.
  273. Monkeyfilter: Anyone besides MCT care to relieve some of the pressure before I go off?
  274. Monkeyfilter: The monkeys are revolting.
  275. Monkeyfilter: like a minispa for your bits!
  276. Monkeyfilter: I feel like I know FAR TOO MUCH about you people.
  277. Monkeyfilter: using a very dim bulb in your bedside lanp
  278. Monkeyfilter: Sweet dirty monkey nothings
  279. Monkeyfilter: Preview is not your friend!
  280. Monkeyfilter: caught in the angry glare of a pulsating vagina
  281. Monkeyfilter: My ambivalence is overwhelming.
  282. Monkeyfilter: I'm totally fucking leaving.
  283. Monkeyfilter: a retard's version of a real performance car.
  284. Monkeyfilter: You are Retarted
  285. Monkeyfilter: menopausal morning mood
  286. Monkeyfilter: seeing rabbit oral sex was certainly a memorable moment in my life
  287. Monkeyfilter: The One With the Aluminum Head.
  288. Monkeyfilter: a trashcan full of crickets
  289. Monkeyfilter: Metafilter!
  290. MonkeyFilter: A more obvious "LOOK OVER THERE!!" I have never seen
  291. MonkeyFilter: BRING ME MY BISPHENOL PLEASURE PODS AT ONCE
  292. MonkeyFilter: You should feel a tingling in your prostate.
  293. MonkeyFilter: If you can't kill George W. Bush with a single fuckin' handgrenade at close quarters, you don't deserve to play counterstrike ever again.[1]1-4 by BlueHorse
  294. Monkeyfilter: Tossing Salad like a jungle-style Paul Bunyan. by es el Queso
  295. Monkeyfilter: It's a form of creativity that only a few people get to experience, and it's frustrating. by es el Queso
  296. MonkeyFilter: This is getting, well, somewhat intersting!
  297. MonkeyFilter: I'm glad to know that even when I'm not around, this site is all about the cock.
  298. MonkeyFilter: don't make me delete my account again. I'll do it. So help me I'll do it.
  299. MonkeyFilter: Poofs
  300. MonkeyFilter: Oh, for crying out loud.
  301. MonkeyFilter: Ban me!
  302. MonkeyFilter: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
  303. MonkeyFilter: Death to he who thinks ill of it!
  304. MonkeyFilter: Frankly, I'm pretty sure they don't realize I'm there, so don't ask for me by name.
  305. MonkeyFilter: It's very satisfying to have a flameout at last.
  306. MonkeyFilter: No reason it should be here anyway.
  307. MonkeyFilter: Only a total shithead would do that.
  308. MonkeyFilter: Do you people believe every fucking thing you read on the internet?
  309. MonkeyFilter: So, who dies?
  310. MonkeyFilter: No reason it should be here anyway.
  311. MonkeyFilter: HELLO??? MUST EVERY THREAD HERE END IN RAMPANT BUGGERY???
  312. MonkeyFilter: Something for everyone
  313. Monkeyfilter: thick and over a foot long
  314. Monkeyfilter: The size of a nice medium girth and length dill pickle.
  315. Monkeyfilter: Like a big fat breakfast pork sausage.
  316. MonkeyFilter: They frequently have wacky bananas
  317. Monkeyfilter: sounds pretty damn homo if you ask me.

These following tags from the *special* eeked "Ben & Jerry's Free Scoop Day, 06" thread:

  1. MonkeyFilter: This is the stupidest thread I've ever seen.
  2. MonkeyFilter: This may ultimately save our civilization from destruction!
  3. MonkeyFilter: Not more bloody moaning!!
  4. MonkeyFilter: I WANNA FREE ICECREAM!
  5. MonkeyFilter: Who me, what'd I do?
  6. MonkeyFilter: What the fucking fuck?
  7. MonkeyFilter: It's always someone else with the problem, eh?
  8. MonkeyFilter: Hold me, pink bunny.
  9. MonkeyFilter: It was shite anyway.
  10. MonkeyFilter: Seriously, it's getting really, really old.
  11. MonkeyFilter: I could go on.
  12. MonkeyFilter: A predictable "you suck" drive-by on post after post after post after post after post after post after post after post after post after post.
  13. MonkeyFilter: Can't we just all have fun and eat ice cream?
  14. MonkeyFilter: I imagine this will end well.
  15. MonkeyFilter: And who's fucking making lists of all my sarcastic comments?
  16. MonkeyFilter: I can't see it any other way, myself.
  17. MonkeyFilter: Somebody might start charging me rent for their headspace.
  18. MonkeyFilter: You intercontinentally retarded poop sack.
  19. MonkeyFilter: Anyone for poutine?
  20. MonkeyFilter: You have to really scrounge thru stuff.
  21. MonkeyFilter: Cheese is also very nice.
  22. MonkeyFilter: I would rather shit in my hat than do anything to make you happy.
  23. MonkeyFilter: Some people definitely aren't wearing their pink bunny outfits today.
  24. MonkeyFilter: It's a continuous stream of the exact same boring and predictable feces.
  25. MonkeyFilter: /not too sure if I'm doing this right
  26. MonkeyFilter: Legions of people terrified of seeing a drive-by snark.
  27. MonkeyFilter: I'm having a Banana Kaboom with extra Manyunk.
  28. MonkeyFilter: This is unintentionally funny

and last, but not least:

  1. MonkeyFilter: Damn, I have always thought Chy is harmless.

These taglines are dedicated to our Chyren, MoFi member and Chief Snark, residing in good faith since April 20, 2005.

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