Mofirc quotes
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The following is a disorganized collection of snippets from Mofirc conversations that someone or the link building other thought was important enough to fix in a more permanent medium.
[11:06 CST, 5/31/2006] <hajen> when I meet you and rub your mohawk I will decide if I can trust you <layne> you really can't, trust me on that
[9:23 PDT, 5/31/2005]
<Mackerel> you know, i've never really gotten into delivery.
<KomradeMel> lol
<Mackerel> i guess i could. but i've never done it since i've moved here.
<Mackerel> no idea why.
<KomradeMel> isn't that a basic gay porn plot?
<KomradeRas> so no happy ending
<Mackerel> i think i like to get out. although i did just get home. so i don't really need fresh air.
<KomradeMel> are you afraid of getting offered sex instead of just getting your pizza?
<Komamando> you know how uptight he can be about sex
<Mackerel> with these bags under my eyes, all i'm going to get offered is a facial, and not one proposal software involving spooge.
[13:54-2005/03/13] <Melinika> mind-blowing. <Melinika> it all comes back to manboobs. <dmn> The cycle is complete. Armageddon can begin. Release the death cow.
[15:00-03/13] <Melinika> #mofirc: so girthy
[15:02-03/13] <fuyugare> Thank you for calling #mofirc LoveTalk, caller. <sexyrobot> thanks a lot doctor, you see, i have these funny bumps... <fuyugare> Those would be your nipples
[21:32-2005/03/15] <mandyman> yeah, they never bother you if you've got a token male in the group <fuyugare> Gamecat is our resident tokin' male <Melinika> *groan* * Gamecat waves <fuyugare> yes, sorry <mandyman> oh god
[2005/03/26] <fuyugare> Wikipedia: It is believed Newton never had a romantic relationship, he is said to have died a virgin. <tempest> wow <tempest> Newton is the original emo <fuyugare> old skool like you don't even know
[01:53-2005/03/27] <Suomynona> did the conversation die? <tempest> so how about that local sports team? <Mackerel> i thought it was just so rarified i couldn't see it... <tempest> we could talk about our current sex lives. <tempest> I'll start <tempest> . <tempest> there I'm done, who's next <Suomynona> i'll go next <Suomynona> .. <Suomynona> Done <Mackerel> if by current you mean this weekend, <Mackerel> . * tempest high fives Suo <Mackerel> done <tempest> wow, maybe mofirc has something to do with this <Mackerel> hmm, it could be a contributing factor. <Mackerel> was i not getting laid because i was on mofirc or was i on mofirc because i wasn't getting laid.
[01:58-2005/03/27] <tempest> There's nothing better than head and sportscenter. At the same time. <Suomynona> i prefer video games and head <Mackerel> i prefer pr0n and head <fuyugare> "Oh God I'm cumminggg!" "It's a me, Mario!" <Mackerel> or is that too ovious. <Suomynona> haha <tempest> I wonder how to get that? (video games and head) <Mackerel> how could you concentrate? <tempest> I couldn't <Suomynona> i don't remember <Mackerel> me either. <Suomynona> i don't think i got ahigh score <Mackerel> LOL <tempest> The world melts away during a blowjob <fuyugare> Just like in a nuclear explosion <tempest> Suo, if you did get a high score, it's time to find a new person to give you blowjobs
[2005/03/27] [05:51] <drunk_temp> AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH [05:51] <drunk_temp> why don't women find tempest attractive? [05:52] --- drunk_temp is now known as HULK [05:52] <HULK> *SMASH* [05:52] <HULK> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh [05:52] <HULK> *SMASH* *SMASH* [05:52] --- HULK is now known as tempest [05:52] <tempest> ahem, sorry about that [05:52] <tempest> I'm going to bed now [05:53] <tempest> If any attractive ladies want to sneak into my apartment and suprise me, my door's unlocked [05:54] --- tempest is now known as tempest_sleeping [06:44] * TheCarolingian walks by, draws beard on sleeping, drunk tempest [06:45] * TheCarolingian calls Gimp, locks door
[16:46 2005/03/31] --> exp2pii (mary@cloak-7A622BEA.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined #mofirc <fuyugare> Hi exp2pii. Why'd you stop being a p2pii? <exp2pii> hi <exp2pii> I'm usually exppii <exp2pii> but someone said I was too negative <exp2pii> so I changed it here <fuyugare> That someone was me <exp2pii> that's right! <fractalid> you know, I'd be tempted to throw that on bash.org but I'm afraid nobody would get it <exp2pii> I flipped through there a few times <exp2pii> I think there's plenty no one gets <exp2pii> or which I imagine no one gets <exp2pii> actually I'm thinking I should go with just expi <exp2pii> 'cause I'm not positve either <exp2pii> I'm complex <exp2pii> a complex character, that is <fuyugare> ex-pi sounds like you stopped being irrational <fuyugare> Not to mention transcendental --> coriolisdave (~chatzilla@AC3D0B45.BDF0E1ED.1852B86A.IP) has joined #mofirc * coriolisdave swaggers inwards <exp2pii> I do like being transcendental <coriolisdave> don't we all? <exp2pii> but I wasn't before anyway... I was just a negative one <exp2pii> actually, come to think of it, isn't exp(i) transcendental, being cos(1)+isin(1)? <exp2pii> cos(1) isn't algebraic
<Richer> I've just done the religious [online quiz]. <Richer> I'm agnostic, then atheist, then.. satanist. <muffin> wow <Richer> but I'm just as much of a satanist as you are. <Richer> 46%. <Richer> it's in tune with my nihilism. <Richer> or, actually, my scepticism. <Richer> I don't think we can know much. (long pause) <rasparticle> man i want a baby
[01:22 2005/04/15] <pmdboi> "Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: tongue kissing, face-to-face vaginal intercourse, oral sex, genital rubbing between females, and "penis-fencing" between males." <Pez> look like xenomorphs from Aliens. Lips curl so far back teeth protuding <pmdboi> mmm, penis fencing <Melinika> penis-fencing? <Melinika> hah <ooga_booga> Joust! <Pez> yeah, that's how we settle shotgun calls for the front seat now days <tempest> frottage? <fuyugare> En guarde! <Melinika> *snicker* Pez <ooga_booga> docking <Melinika> where's the #mofirc quotes page now? <tracicle> Gives cock-fights a whole new meaning.
[01:26 2005/5/2] <muffin> water should NOT taste sweet. <Suocialist> water should not taste <Mackerel> water should not <muffin> water should! <Suocialist> water <Mackerel>
[19:13CDT 2005/5/7] <LordCrank> eventually, if you join enough irc channels, you don't have to think for yourself at all and can still hold a fairly decent conversation <dmn> Just cut and paste between channels ... <LordCrank> Just cut and paste between channels ... <LordCrank> sorry, wrong window
[2005/7/5] <pmdboi> we are a channel of indifference <pmdboi> come <pmdboi> let us worship at the church of eh <Richer> can I be the heretic who thinks 'er' is better?
[19:00 2005/7/12] <fractalid> ooh <fractalid> you know how sometimes, you see a v of birds in the sky, and one side is longer than the other? <varj> yeah <fractalid> you know why? <varj> no? <fractalid> there's more birds on that side <varj> *groan*
[00:56 2005/10/2] <Mackerel> bad to sleep with the neighbors.. <Wolof> sure <Wolof> ends up in one of you moving out <Mackerel> exactly. <Mackerel> although now i'm feeling like my gayness is in question and i should go sleep with someone. <Mackerel> but it's late and i just ate. <Wolof> you'll still be gay tomorrow <Mackerel> LOL <Mackerel> wolof, that's the most inspirational quote. <Wolof> glad to assist
[15:27 2005/10/4] <ThreeDayMonk> A friend of mine at school had parents who were into rubber - they had a complete rubber gimp suit in their bedroom. He was shocked to discover it. <tracicle> OMFG <tracicle> I caught my parents having sex once when I was little. I can't imagine what I'd have made of a gimp suit. <dmnWork> Mommy? Why is daddy wearing a diving suit? <ThreeDayMonk> he's going muff diving, dear <dmnWork> Shouldn't he have the snorkel in his mouth? <tracicle> No dear, Mommy uses the snorkel.
[undated quotes gathered from mofi]
<[71_5]loto> Remember. It is easier to appologize [sic] for peeing on someone than it is to ask permission.
<Melinika> yeah <Mfpb221> yeah. <squidranch> yeah <Mfpb221> yeah... <squidranch> yes <fractalid> yeah <tracicle> OH NO OH NO <Mfpb221> ahhhh too much grossness!!!!!!!! <tracicle> OH DEAR LORD NO <Mfpb221> teh grossness teh grossness teh grossness <Mackerel> hot
<tempest> you had me at rectal bleeding...
<ooga_booga> Hot. <ooga_booga> Buttered. <ooga_booga> Monkey. <ooga_booga> Ass.
<teh_muffy> whore. <teh_muffy> COUGH <sexyrobot> jailbait <sexyrobot> cough
<mothninja> um, what's a girthquake? <mothninja> or don't I want to know?
(all from this thread)
[2005/10/1] <flongj> nothing like an ironic hump on the dance floor <mandyman> just as long as there's no ironic erection attached to it
[From meta-talk]
[2007/07/13]
Don't you people have homes?
No, but I have friends I-R-L.
At least, I assume I do. posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:02 AM on July 13
in I-R-L, goldarnit.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:03 AM on July 13
That's it, I'm going to bed.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:04 AM on July 13
Well cortex as we are all aware with the moon currently in Scorpio and the ghee in the ascending Venus, counter-positioned with doubting Pluto and the current rotation of Jupiter, the signs say that this rash of meta-talk madness was predictable.
posted by gomichild at 7:04 AM on July 13
You mean in I-R-C Alvy?
posted by gomichild at 7:05 AM on July 13
Quiet, moonwitch!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:07 AM on July 13
