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AUM Then great Arjuna turned to Lord Krishna and asked, "O Krishna, tell me of the Sacred Underpants of the Monkeyfilter Users, and list all their various and many forms and powers!"

AUM Thus Lord Krishna said "I shall now declare unto you in full this knowledge, both phenomenal and numinous. This being known, nothing further shall remain for you to know."

AUM and then great Arjuna said "OK thanks", only he said it in all caps and in a different font - quite a nice one actually, the vowels were particularly well-designed.

AUM and then Lord Krishna turned inside-out and pulled a herring out of his nose and did some other shit which was pretty fucked up and then spoke thusly:

The Underpants of burning flame are the pre-loved briefs of Indra, god of fire. They are soaked in chili oil and worn by ramix.
The Underpants of infinite longing are the endless lonely long-underwear of islander.
The Thong of unbearable tightness is known throughout the three worlds for how it rides up the bum of genial
The Underpants of woolen itch cause Richer to scratch incessantly at his tormented crotch.
The Underpants of frightening yellow terry-toweling are terrifying in their softness and pastel shade; Smo is their master.
The Underpants of gaseous ethereality exist in gaseous form, and hang like a translucent cloud around the genitals of tick fish tick.
The Underpants of two-dimensional impracticality consist of an underpants-shaped surface: they are nailed to the body of fuyugare but do not cover his butt.
The Underpants of saturnian mass - huge rings of ice-crystals orbit these underpants, as do various small moons, and they are worn with difficulty by Plegmund
The Underpants of loquacious intelligence chatter away without end, they also solve difficult chess problems for Melinika.
The Underpants of biblical strength are knitted from the public hair of strong, god-fearing Samson: they give powers of amazing pubic strength to the_bone.
The Underpants of annoying albedo are more reflective than any other material and more powerful than sequins. shinything rules their fate.
The Underpants of piebald coloration are plurochrome with all manner of food stains, they are sucked for nutritious advantage by 2 21 Mfpb 2 21
The Underpants of invulnerability to smoke are the means by which beeswacky avoids the drowsy-making effects of burning wood.
The Underpants of burlesque crotchlessness are worn as a belt by petebest.
The Underpants of electronic calculation have a built-in calculator, helpful for sums done by dirtdirt who can never get them wet for fear of their failure.
The Underpants of obscene political incorrectness are made of whale-skin and panda fur: they are worn by f8xmulder but not without shame.
The Underpants of fungal sorcery are in fact a giant magic mushroom that covers the crotch of roryk and causes him to "trip".
The Underpants of invisible odourousness cannot be seen by wendell, who must locate them by their scent of roast pumpkin.
The Underpants of superfluous capacity have room for seven legs: more than enough room for DangerIsMyMiddleName.
The Underpants of swiss perforation are full of holes, like a swiss cheese: through these gaps one can view the privates of prismatic7
The Underpants of metallic corrugation were made from the roof of a shanty-town dwelling, they rust about the crotch of mygothlaundry.
The Underpants of olympian fertility were washed in the semen of Zeus: wearing them caused tracicle to concieve god-like children of legendary potential.
The Underpants of arboreal modesty are a fig leaf worn by Dreadnought.
The Underpants of the holy grail were brought to England by Joseph of Arimathea: they were worn by Christ upon the cross but now are the garment of flashboy.
The Underpants of virtual splendiferousness are set with one thousand jewels, but only exist in the computer of mandyman. Shockwave required.
The Underpants of murderous rage against ants cause Chyren to rage murderously against the ants within and without his pants.
The Underpants of cubic zirconian affordability are crystalline and competitively priced, according to their owner sugarmilktea
The Underpants of nauseating cuteness are covered with pictures of kittens and puppies, Alnedra is their lord.
The Underpants of enigmatic mystery are found on Abiezer_Coppe in the library with the lead pipe.
The Underpants of trans-oceanic locomotion are as wide as the Pacific and float on water: laying them out allows Wolof to traverse the mighty oceans.
The Underpants of colossal teen-angst are worn by SideDish when she slams the door of her bedroom shouting "no one understands me" and "I'll get a tattoo if I want one".
The Underpants of magnetic cardboard ensure that Koko attracts, and is attracted to, cardboard and related paper products.
The Underpants of drunken telephonic exasperation call Mickey in the middle of a drunken evening and whine on and on about "the good old days".
The Underpants of anti-climactic cyan of path are blue.
The Underpants of callipygian magnuminescence sit firm upon the buttocks of Capt. Renault, and he wears them on the outside, so they can be checked.
The Underpants of monstrous proportions are completely unknown to The Underpants Monster, as she inhabits only a tiny, dainty, tissue-like number with Hello Kitty print.

AUM and then great Arjuna said "Hang on that's just stupid" and Lord Krishna was all like "WHATEVER D00D".