User:Bone/Gods palm pilot

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The number one reason I can't accept the religious arguments against homosexuality:

The universe is a hell of a lot bigger than that.

Let's assume for the moment that some sort of Godhead exists (call it God, Shiva, the Force, whatever), and that She is still actively involved with this reality. It doesn't make sense to me that She would be overly concerned whith the places people choose to put their genitals when there are other, more necessary tasks at hand.

To illustrate... somehow I doubt God's palm pilot looks like this:

6:30 AM - Wake up; turn off chirping "seraphim and cherubim" alarm clock.

7:00 AM - Form new comet on the far side of Arcturus.

10:45 AM - Collapse large star to initiate formation of new galaxy.

12:30 PM - Strike the ocean of Rigel's sixth planet with lightning, creating amino acids which will one day, billions of years hence, evolve into sentient lifeforms.

2:00 PM - Sit in judgment of Bruce Miller (West Hollywood, CA); condemn him to an afterlife of shrieking agony because he occasionally put his penis in another man's mouth.

5:00 PM - Cocktails near the Oort Cloud