User:Drivingmenuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at him for a moment and says "hey, buddy, you know you got a ship's wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate responds, "Arrr, yeah. It's driving me nuts."
It's funnier when my iBook tells it.
Fun Facts about Drivingmenuts
Also known as dmn on #Mofirc.
Composed mostly of meat and water, with a pineal gland shaped like Chuck Norris's fist.
Holidays Actually Worth Celebrating
HAL's birthday is January 12th.
No-Pants-Day is May 6th.
Towel Day is May 26th.
National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day is September 19th.
The Birth of the Ice Cream Cone is September 21st.
Months Actually Worth Noting (US)
July is National Ice Cream Month (no link available)
August is National Sandwich Month (nla)
Notable Holidays (Elsewhere)
Nothing here yet. Haven't found any Lithuanian Pickle Days or Australian Sand Weeks, yet.
Other Events
Nifty Wikis
Battlestar Wiki is all about Battlestar Galactica
The Firefly Pinyinary is an excellent resource to learn how to curse in Chinese
Great New Words
I made these up. Credit goes to me. Hah!
AJAXIMIFICATION - (v) adding AJAX to a website, whether it's needed or not.
ANATHISTHIC - (n) the state of being unable to recognize someone even though they recognize you. My girlfriend pretends to be anathisthic whenever we run into guys at the bar, but I know that whore is lying.
ARGUMENTARIAN - (n) one who argues a lot.
ARGUMEME - (n) a meme that starts a lot of arguments.
F.S.O.T.A - (abbr) For Sake of This Argument. Also "fisota". Used when setting parameters of an online argument. FSOTA, I'm pretty sure you're an idiot, however ...
FUCKNUT - (n) in every good submarine movie, there's this moment when everything goes too hell (klaxons, sirens, bell, divers alarums, people panicking, captain being stoic, etc.). There's always this one steam valve that blows and sends some little piece of metal flying around the control room. That, my friends, is the fucknut.
Admirable People
Susie Bright - she likes Robert Plant and Brian Eno, so she can't be all bad. The page in question has a recipe for spaghetti sauce which sounds absolutely awesome. She's also a noted author and a lesbian, and while I am neither, I can't help but think she'd be fun to hang with.
