User:InsolentChimp
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InsolentChimp
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 InsolentChimp is an Archaeology grad student which tends to pretend it knows more than it actually does. This assoholic know-it-allness usually translates into poo-flinging and irritable bouts of cranky, narcissistic pedantism.
Activity Cycle
 This monkey can usually be found on the west coast of Canada, skulking in dark urban corners of the Greater Vancouver area. It's primary activity cycle is nocturnal, but all manners of diurnal activity can occur as well.<br>  This animal appears to express a fondness for naturally occuring poetry, particularly the intricate dances of bees and the siren-songs of monsters which crave unmentionables.
Diet
  The InsolentChimp is known to feed on misanthropy and oranges. It is a big proponent of juice and dental surgery. It feeds from zero to five times a day depending on its activity cycle and has been known to partake in heroic portions of alcoholic beverage.
Behavior
 The InsolentChimp will wag its tail when it is happy. Sometimes it may shout "Are ya kidding me?" as a conjunction within an incomplete thought. Very often it is misunderstood, particually to itself.
Hollas
 Thank you tracicle and the other monkeys that fill my days on the interweb with poop to throw. And to all of you monkeys who have put me in my place: Godspeed.
