User:Rolypolyman/Punk Metrics

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Punk metrics is a system of measure used by anti-authoritarian radicals to subvert the capitalist imperial system. Punk Metrics is standardized by the Institute on 56th Street, which was raided by the pigs in 1997.

QUANTITY 

 10 assloads (aL) = 1 shitton (shT)   10 shittons = 1 fuckload (fuK)
 1 shitton equals weight of a 1976 Fender Mustang electric guitar (8.1 pounds)

VOLUME 

 millipissbucket (mP) - centipissbucket (cP) - pissbucket (P) - decapissbucket (dP)
   - kilopissbucket (kP)
 1 pissbucket equals 22 fluid ounces.

PRESSURE 

 10 Allin = 1 Vicious, 10 Vicious = 1 O'Williams, 10 O'Williams = 1 Ramone, 10 Ramones = 1 Iggy
 1 Ramone equals the tire pressure of a road bicycle

LENGTH 

 millifuton (mF) - centifuton (cF) - futon (F) - decafuton (dF) - kilofuton (kF)
 1 futon equals 82.75 inches
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